With Newsweek reporting that one-third of Americans favor US military action in Ukraine even at the risk of nuclear war, we at Bumrack wish all Americans happy incineration and delightful death from radiation sickness. Thanks to the anti-Russian hysteria which our media and government have built up over the past several months, using dishonest reporting and coordinated censorship, a large number of Americans believe that a military confrontation with Russia is more important than their own survival, or the survival of human beings in general. Now, those in our government and media have shown themselves to be amoral sociopaths more willing to do or say anything for money than professional prostitutes, but they could not have achieved the current level of war fever without the cooperation of Americans too lazy to question what our country is doing. And by joining the attacks against anyone who does ask questions (such as Tucker Carlson or Tulsi Gabbard), American citizens have built a national insanity which may end in their own destruction.
Not only do cockroaches have a better survival instinct than Americans, but in the event of a nuclear war they are predicted to flourish. Earth will belong to the cockroaches, and they are certainly more deserving to rule it than the United States has been. Americans: dumber than cockroaches.
Uhh, I don’t know, you may have wandered dangerously close to casting aspersions on cockroaches by even listing them in the same essay as Americans.